You know you're living in 2004 when...

 

  • You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.
 
  • You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.
 
  • You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.
 
  • You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.
 
  • Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses.
 
  • You go home after a long day at work you still answer the phone in a business manner.
 
  • You make phone calls from home, you accidentally dial "9" to get an outside line.
 
  • You've sat at the same desk for four years and worked for three different companies.
 
  • You learn about your redundancy on the 11 o'clock news.
 
  • Your boss doesn't have the ability to do your job.
 
  • You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home.
 
  • Every commercial on television has a website at the bottom of the screen.
 
  • Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go get it.
 
  • You get up in the morning and go online before getting your coffee.
 
  • You start tilting your head sideways to smile. :)
 
  • You're reading this and nodding and laughing.
 
  • Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this message.
 
  • You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.
 
  • You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on this list.
 
  • AND NOW YOU'RE LAUGHING at yourself. Go on, forward this to your friends ... you know you want to!

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